Kuba Bryant

I was in a canteen. The canteen's radio was tuned to a masa station. There was a group of guys eating at the other table.

DJ (over the radio): Iiiiiiiiiiiit's.... joke time! Sino ang NBA Player na laging nakayuko?

One of the guys, to his buds: Si Kobe Bryant yan, pare. Malamang si Kobe Bryant yan.

DJ: Sino pa? E DI SI KUBA BRYANT!!! (canned laughter and quirky sound effects)

Guy: (triumphantly standing up) Haha. Sabi ko na nga ba si Kobe Bryant yun e!