I Judged the Book

I now have a Facebook account.

Out of curiosity.

I am a cat anyway.

And I find the friend request procedures amusing. I took note of the random verification codes for people I "friended" today (I started a few days ago) and these are the word combos I got:

Jovan - napping review
Marlon - purse board
Frannie - flyers she
Mei - ever topaz
Geolette - mistakes private
Cookie - great dreamed
Reg Layug - treaty jimmy
Ade - and telephone
Jason - mr performs
Jewel - country silence
Dooms - punctuate won

I am now soooooooo into the Heroes app. So far Paul is my only playmate.

Oh well, my EPs may have regenerated by now. I'm going back to electrocuting people now. Nuninuninuninuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Patay na si Spongebob

ayus.

Pendejo News: Big Breasts Win Verdict For Japanese Gravure Idol

From Japan Probe and Yahoo! News

Big breasts win verdict for Japanese pin-up

Tue Mar 4, 12:15 AM ET

A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career -- they also helped her overturn a court verdict.

The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.

"I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday.

"But it was my breasts" that won in court, she said.

The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.

Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.

Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself.

In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust.

"The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they're well-trained," Kozakura said.

Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed and threw out the guilty verdict on Monday, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man's account.

R2D2 beanie keeps eggheads warm

From Gizmodo.com: http://gizmodo.com/358939/r2+d2-beanie-gives-us-a-warm-fuzzy-feeling

She-gote: an attempt in coining a term

It's just has to have a term. It gotta.

she-gote \shē-GŎ-tĕ\, noun [Filipino]

1. a woman’s moustache (bigote ng babae)

Usage:

Tuwing sila ay naghahalikan, hindi maintindihan ni Joey kung makikiliti o makakatihan siya sa she-gote ni Alma.

See also “femoustache”

For Mine and Abi (and other shutterbugs): Polaroid Phaseout

from the Washington Post, taken from Gizmodo.com
http://gizmodo.com/354567/polaroid-instant-film-killed-by-the-21st-century

Polaroid Instant Film Killed By The 21st Century
8:23 PM ON FRI FEB 8 2008
BY CHRISTOPHER MASCARI

Polaroid is closing its last remaining film plants in Massachussets so the oh so fun instant Polaroids will soon become a thing of the past. Well it's already a thing of the past, but this time it's serious since no more instant film will be produced.

Over the last two years Polaroid has stopped production on the instant cameras and now it's the film, which will be available till around next year. It was only a matter of time till Polaroid killed off the film since it was obviously a declining / nonexistent profit. So for all those Polaroid users out there, were sorry, looks like you'll only have another year left to take random pictures at house parties.

-o0o-

Ayun, sadness.

Kuba Bryant

I was in a canteen. The canteen's radio was tuned to a masa station. There was a group of guys eating at the other table.

DJ (over the radio): Iiiiiiiiiiiit's.... joke time! Sino ang NBA Player na laging nakayuko?

One of the guys, to his buds: Si Kobe Bryant yan, pare. Malamang si Kobe Bryant yan.

DJ: Sino pa? E DI SI KUBA BRYANT!!! (canned laughter and quirky sound effects)

Guy: (triumphantly standing up) Haha. Sabi ko na nga ba si Kobe Bryant yun e!